Paddy the Irishman was on the telly, taking part in "Who wants to be a millionaire". It gets to the last question and Chris Tarrant says, "Paddy, here's the million pound question". Can you tell me which of these people was one the the great train robbers? Was it:
A. Ronnie Corbett
B. Ronnie Barker
C. Ronnie Biggs
Paddy thinks hard. "No Chris I can't tell you the answer to that. I'll take the £500,000"
Chris replies " But Paddy you can still phone a friend!"
Paddy says "No I can't risk it, I can't."
Chris: "Are you sure Paddy, its a million pounds"
Paddy: "No, I'm certain I can't answer that, give me the half million"
"Very well" says Chris, "here's the cheque for £500,000. But the answer to the question Paddy was, C. Ronnie Biggs"
Paddy then says "Oh I knew that alright. I may be stupid, but I'm not a snitch."
The view from my little window, on thursdays:

Jonno's dad is now blogging. Ham and Jam.